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AI Cannot Replace What Makes You Human
As long as you know what it is that makes you human.
Jan 30 • 
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May 2024

A Deep Dive into the Viral "Bear in the Woods" Thought Exercise
This essay contains spoilers from various works of popular fiction.
May 11, 2024 • 
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January 2024

taking inventory // The Bright Side of Holiday Isolation
"I love the holidays, because I don't celebrate them, and it feels like everyone died."
Jan 4, 2024 • 
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November 2023

A fucked up advertisement for botox
A prose for those who know to never let them see you fall
Nov 30, 2023 • 
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October 2023

The Dumb Bitch Barbie Movie Review
Warning: Long as fuck, Contains Spoilers, and you may find there is more analysis of historical lore than an actual review.
Oct 2, 2023 • 
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June 2022

Dumb Bitch Poetry:
"No One Will Miss You"
Jun 6, 2022 • 
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March 2022

Welcome to the future.
This is Dumb Bitch Magazine, the sophisticated misfit renaissance woman periodical for synthesizing and analyzing abstract reality.
Mar 22, 2022 • 
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